The messiest part of her youth
On googling yourself, publicity goals, The Boys, The Rachel Incident and The Bee Sting Hello everyone! Woah, this last fortnight has sped...
The messiest part of her youth
My hideous visage
A pomegranate or a bouquet of tulips
What is a dandy to do?
Very leafy buttocks
Simply bursting with mental wellness
Leonard Cohen's funeral
She's here and she's perfect
Hanky is depressed
Coolly alienated and fashionably glum
The Compliment Goblin
Innovative and Stylish Insulated Wallpaper Solutions
Hell Spores of Doom
Fully Commit to the Magic
The 10th circle of hell
Paranoid, Miserable, Dead on the Inside
Post-Civilisational Comic Relief
A Wicked, Joyful Energy
My Matchless Beauty
Relentless Existential Dread